Video: Move Over Jay-Z, Here's Gangster Panda

First there were just pandas, sitting in the mountains of Sichuan, eating bamboo. Then they became endangered species, too cute for their own good. Then they went all Hollywood in Kung Fu Panda. Twice. Now, there's Gangster Panda.

The latest in a stream of white-people-rap-in-Mandarin videos, the artist known only as "Polar Bear" (Bei ji xiong) states in the narrative, "My claws/Are sharp and long/You can call me/Black and white Wolverine/Listen up, I'm Kung Fu Panda/Yip Man/Has nothing on me/Gangster Panda."

Polar Bear, dressed in black and occasionally failing to abide by Beijing's ban on indoor smoking, is joined in the video by a panda, who sheds her skin to reveal ... well, a lot. Think "Blurred Lines" meets "Kung Fu Fighting." With panda imagery.