Classified of the Week: Sit Down and Shut Up

Beijing's diversity and Internet anonymity make for strange bedfellows. Nowhere is this more true than in our website's Classified Ads section. We've seen it all – and then some. And that doesn't even cover the ads we must disapprove because they just aren't fit for a good, clean, wholesome website like ours.

Do you have no special skills? Want to be valued for just your looks? Then here's the job for you. As the ad states: "You literally just sit there and say nothing."