I feel you man... I was sititng outside V Lounge on a saturday night at about 2am unsuspectingly having a cigarette when a man sprinted past and snatched my iPhone.
For some reason Long Islands make me feel like Usain Bolt and I attempted to run after him, only to have him pull out a swiss army knife and twist it round pathetically into the palm of my outstretched hand.
I then fell down and compressed all the ligaments in my arm. I don't have a laptop so I was technology-less for about 3 weeks and I now have a Nokia Lumia which makes me want to return to those technology-less days.
Lifes hard ey
Guess next time you won't sit there with your phone on the table like a retard, huh?