Too much trouble to boil water by yourself? Heck, even McD's (open round the clock some venues) regular coffee knocks Starbucks into the crapper. I know, I know: the oldest writer's gambit in the world is inventing an imaginary problem only you can solve. But, REALLY, son...
Heck, even McD's (open round the clock some venues)
Not sure if McDonald's wqualifies as a cafe, but their coffee counter is called McCafe.