cockroach in my buritto

Reviewed by polansky on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:49
polansky's picture polansky
polansky
Joined: Feb 22, 2005
Posts: 30
Review of Avocado Tree
1

I read mr good looking review of this restaurant, and thought since I am fat and bulgy maybe a good supreme buritto would help me on my way to being buried in a piano box. Anyway the food was good until a cockroach was found in the lettuce, and I complained about it to the owner. He said how can you say that is a cockroach, I then showed him the legs. He accused me of putting them in there. I threw the buritto down and called the wei sheng ju. I would stay away from this place unless, you don't mind beijings own critters in your food. And Also I feel like a new man, having been spared eating the whole thing, maybe Mr euro tracy happy face who gave the restaurant 5 stars is right, maybe there is hope for my fat ass to be euro sexy and sweat free. Thank you for your help.

Buyer Beware.

Comments

PetePete's picture PetePete Submitted by Guest on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 20:30

dude I am not European. Also how miserable and sad your life must be to get pleasure out of writing BS slanderous reviews.

I am sorry that you hate the fact that i wrote a positive review about a restaurant that fills a niche that I miss from back home. I think the place is great and I want it to do well, I enjoy sharing my feelings on a place i am sure many others like me would enjoy.

Frankly it is shockingly ridiculous to see a grown middle aged man engage in this type of behavior.

jgdeutsch's picture jgdeutsch Submitted by Guest on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:39

Wow that's unbelievable! No really, I think you're lying. Interesting that you hadn't reviewed a restaurant for 2 years and all the sudden you review 2 Mexican restaurants--1 positive and the other one this ridiculous piece of libel. Then silence again. Proof:
http://www.thebeijinger.com/user/11124/reviews

Is it possible Sand Pebbles Lounge asked you to leave a positive review of their restaurant and make up this incredible fable about Avocado Tree?

Validate your mobile phone number to post comments.