I could have shit through the eye of a needle

Finally ventured downtown to this place for breakfast and the second I stepped in I really wish I hadnt.

As the previous author noted, it is a shithole. It's not even a shithole that has some charm and character, its just a complete and utter mess. The furniture is filthy and broken, and the whole environment is just generally disgusting.

It has the sort of menu that seems to offer everything but delivers nothing. You cant help but have the impending feeling of doom that whatever you order, you wished you'd taken another option.

As I was starving I chose a big breakfast and a burger to wash it down with. The bacon was your greasy value stuff, the sausages were out of those plastic tubes and you could play ice hockey with the eggs. The burger bun was stale and the patty tasteless and dry.

Service was fairly OK by BJ standards. Clientele is generally expats who cant venture more than 5 yards from their compunds and have sacks of grease where there taste buds should be.

About an hr after visiting this place I was glued to the throne for most of the afternoon. Avoid.