Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!

WaqarOptimist wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Giovanni Martini wrote:

[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant

we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?

Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,

However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e

I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.

Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*

[/quote] So when the Beijingmener gonna start spoolin out me some cashola, eh? Gimme some greenbacks, y'know? Ya need editors? Buddy, I can editor like aint't nobody editored before. Ya, want yer phrasal verbs all correct? Lickity split and hoppity hop I can get 'em done. Also, I can usually enter the code above on the first attempt. (I said usually)

BauLuo wrote:

Giovanni Martini wrote:

[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd   which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant

 

we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?

Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk,   just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts.  Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio, 

However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye.  Ba! e

I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.

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Thank you for writing all day long here.   

Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,

However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e

I consorted with gem-you-whine Southern Babtists whilst I was Ozarking away at Fort Lost-in-the-Woods, Missouri. They literally and inerrantly proved to me how Skripsure forbids sex while standing up. Why? Because it might lead to dancing, and that's sinning. In fact, having read this, you should go wash your eyes with soap and water.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Well they erased a coupla my squibs, don't know why, don't really care, but I will see what sorta gibberish I can come up with tonight. Lets talk about cysts, particularly them of the sebacious variety. . Cysts and dancing., ba! Now if you do like dancing, which I particularly do, but usually in the washroom and skipping about upon my non-cyst infested feet, you may none-the-less be inquisitve about cyst like situations, I an I can write seven more paragrphs. usiing subjencitve verbs ( I missed the semi colon there.... sorry} Now `cyst' sounds phonetically not too dissimilar to Sis. So, speaking quickly, I may say I have a Sis on my heel, I am unable to waltz. Which would put my Sis at a loss, when, with bemusement and chagrin the elder ladies of the village looked nosewise down! Ba!Now, lets return to the main topic, which are cysts of the sebacious quality. I had a big moother funker growin on me neck, and I just sliced the mother - franker (razor blade use employed) opened and spilled the guts of it into the sink. I squished it open and squeezed it like Tom Daley. Did I say Tom Dooley? My mamaries keep playin tricks on me. So fattish I can now lick them. This ain't good. This has in no was diminished my dancing ability, and I look forward to conversing with dead parrots. Ba! (And buying Cheese) Ba!

In a former life in Gallia Cisalpina, Assyrian assassains took a razor to my betwinned sisses Cecellia and Cilia. Were it not for the big stones on Sisyphus all had ended dolefully. Meself was in those times a sissyfied suck-spittle before Sula succored my spirits.

Is "dolefully" used correctly there? My Finnish factotum Faas says when he was on Universal Basic Income back home in Hell's Sink-y his life was dole-ful. Every thirty days, regular as you wish your ol' lady was. But then Faas has had a varied life. Mebbe you heard of him. Faas Ediifelton.