How about the Impeachment cocktail? A snifter of peach brandy with a hearty dash of peppermint schnapps. Peach + mint, right? The thought turns your stomach? More and more like Weatern politics of late. (Cakravartin or bust!)
Interesting idea, lol.
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Impeachment!
As you may have heard, America’s little-boy-in-chief received a bit of coal in his stocking this Wednesday as the House of Representatives voted to impeach. In an effort to get called out as FAKE NEWS by Mr. Trump (#goals), the Beijinger wants to help the haters celebrate this early holiday gift in the true spirit of Christmas: consumerism.
Whether you're buying for yourself, or plan to put one of these under the tree of a dirty Democrat or Democrat sympathizer, the busy elves over at Taobao have got you covered.
Plastering the orange man on your chest is a great way to show off your impeachment spirit, but if you want to be a bit more subtle about it, we’ve found the perfect pair of socks for you as well.
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You never thought you'd want Trump anywhere near your genitals, did you? Get up close and personal with the President, the consensual way, then see if he really is effective at "draining the swamp" and "expelling foreign elements."
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What’s impeachment season without the magic of childhood? Watch their eyes light up as they rip the bows off these Trump toys.
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Trump is the first American President not to own a dog in nearly 130 years, but that doesn't mean that all animals hate him...
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Finally, if you’ve gotten yourself all worked up about impeachment, sit back and relax with this Tèlǎngpǔ (Trump) pu'er tea. RMB 19.90. Just like pu'er tea, Trump seems to get stronger the longer you leave him in hot water, so proceed with caution.
READ: Jingle All the Way to These Beijing Christmas Dining Events
Images: Zuma Press, Taobao
Giovanni Martini wrote:How about the Impeachment cocktail? A snifter of peach brandy with a hearty dash of peppermint schnapps. Peach + mint, right? The thought turns your stomach? More and more like Weatern politics of late. (Cakravartin or bust!)
Interesting idea, lol.
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