The headline could be more concise, no? "McDonald Dumps." As in, each meal a culinary sagging diaper. But, hey, now that they're like all good for the environment and stuff, we Greens gotta start meeting there.
Meh. I never got anything to drink at McD's and I gave up cow years ago. Occasionally I would get a sausage mcmuffin and snag a few straws for powering through a bottle of red wine.